Where are all the hot girls?

From my corner table at the “Coffee Society” in Campbell, CA, I offer ten snapshot observations on how America is different from Korea:

1. More fat people. I mean a lot of fat people.
2. Fewer hot girls.
3. Less spitting.
4. Cleaner air.
5. More bored expressions (less smiling).
6. People pass on the right as they walk by (still adjusting to this).
7. No one stares at me.
8. Everyone looks different from one another.
9. Everyone seems to be doing something very important.
10. Voices have stopped being ambient sound and have now become dialogue.

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